Seriously, for one second (1)

Just a few quick questions I have for those of you who might be lestenin' -

1. For those of you who use Mozilla Firefox, I have to ask - did it seem like, when you first got it, it was really cool and fast and so much nicer than Internet Explorer? But now, months or days or years later, does it seem like it has become bogged down and slow and clunky? My computer isn't the best, but it's not very old, and I'm just about ready to give up on the firefox endeavor. If you have downloaded the new IE7, is it, like, way better? Because I did, and frankly, it's changed so much I can't get used to it. I be confoosed.

2. For those of you in the Dickinson County Metropolitan Village Township City - why is Lake Antoine pronounced "Ann-twine?" In French it should sound more like "Ann-twonn." In fact, in French class we had to pick French names to go by for the extent of the class, and my name was Antoine. If anyone would've said "Hey Ann-twine" I would've gotten angry and smacked them! Well not really, because I wasn't that type of kid. But I would've pouted.

3. Does anybody know of any reason why I could NOT have chickens in Hermansville? I only want to get some banties (little chickens) that are female, so no noise problem, and they would be built a very nice, secluded little habitat. I miss having chickies. Someone at work said "no" but I just don't believe it. How could there be such a rule in a town where people burn tires every monday, and you pay your sewer bill to some lady at her house down on third street?

4. This isn't a question; it's a recommendation. If you live in or around Norway, go to the Norway Pharmacy, because they are the best pharmacy anywhere, and they have some cool stuff. Sure, they sell a "yooper mosquito trap," but that doesn't totally disqualify them from the realm of coolness.

Also, check out Pine Ridge Gifts behind Family Dollar. They have some cool shit. And the lady with the long hair is cool, especially when her hair gets all caught in everything she walks past, and it doesn't seem to bother her.

And Family Dollar is cool too. Just don't buy the meat products.

And, don't EVER EVER EVER do your business at the First National Bank of Norway. They are thieves, pure and simple.

By the way, if you're not from the Norway/Iron Mountain area, then just disregard this, and please don't move here based on what I said above, because you will regret it in the long run.

5. I noticed some people have more than the allowed 16 pictures in their 'photos' section on myspace. If this is possible, why can't I do it?

6.I've worked at the Emergency Department for 2 months, and so far none of you have come in so I could register you! I mean, come on - it's only $800 a visit, on average! Pure pocket change. And I can get you free alcohol swabs and vomit bags, and personalize your wristband with any nickname you like.

7. Is it ethical to give money to the Salvation Army? Or are they in the same category as the gay-bashing, moral-preaching churches that are against stem cells and all that? I'm not trying to be an ass - I just really want to know if anyone has an opinion on the Salvation Army. Because when I pass them without giving them money, I feel like a turdburger.

29. What happened to the Smurfs? Did they get stepped on over the years and just go extinct? I thought the smurfs were the coolest when I was a kid. All I hear about now is something called Dora the Explosive Whore, or whatever "she" is. I think someone should rally with me to bring back the smurfs, because not only did they teach racial purity with their uniform skin color, but they also smurfed everything, which was dumb but endearing. Why didn't they just move away from Gargamel? Or poison him with the mushrooms? Or maybe they did, and THAT is why the show is no longer on.

41. Is Ashton Kutcher finally gone from the celeb scene? God, he annoys me, even though I wish I looked like him.

3. Oh, nothing.

God, I need to go to bed.