Trouble Hiding in the Bushes.

Apparently I confused-and-or offended some people in my other blog about Laura Bush and her blood-shitting. I guess the thought of a former-democratic Texan mouse-wife sitting on the toilet and analyzing her toilet paper just isn't appetizing, or else it steals away from her doe-eyed glamour. (Click here to see the controversial cover.)

TO MAKE IT CLEAR - that was a front-page shot from The Onion, which is a parody newspaper that is published both in print and online. Kind of a no-holds-barred comedic attack on everything in the political, pop culture, and general American world. Here's a link so that you can decide whether you are enthralled or appalled...........

THE ONION

Actually that picture was from the Sunday Magazine insert of the Onion. For your pleasure/horror, I present some more.


















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You can view them all here - SUNDAY MAGAZINE


Tonight I caught a brief bit of the local news, which should only be brief, because nothing really happens here. Anyway, it was WLUC TV-6, and Greg Trick (who must be getting the Barbara Hershey collagen lip-injections or something) reported on two men falling through the ice on a lake in Delta County.

WHO THE FUCK IS OUT ON THE ICE RIGHT NOW? IT HAS BEEN IN THE FORTIES FOR TWO WEEKS! WE HAVE NO SNOW! FUCKING IDIOTS!

Ok, I just wanted to swear a little. But we've also had all these skiing accidents at the hospital, and I don't get that either, because I would imagine that any 'snow' on the slopes would be just ice, or like a Slushee with no flavor.

I'm watching MARS ATTACKS right now. Anybody who does not understand this movie's comedic intent needs to go back to funny school.

I have three more days of my five-day stretch working at the hospital. If you are reading this, please don't come in! As much as I love you, we just don't need any more customers right now.

Here's one more picture of a family photo I'm working on. This one is in bad shape. That's my Great-Grandmother Harvey on the left, and my great-great aunt (the one in the previous picture.)