Anyway, I was thinking of things that people do, or believe, or whatnot, that I just don't comprehend. I mean, we all have our personal opinions, and of course I respect that. I can also listen to other people's opinions from a very objective stance and not even try to come up with an argument.
But some things - hmmm, I don't know.
So......
I don't understand -
People who have been internet-savvy for more than a year or so, and yet they still send forwards and spam, and crap like that! It is worthless crap, and you are not going to get rich if you forward a "shining leopard angel" to 10 people. And your phone won't ring.
People who say "I'm an easy-going person" in their profiles. Because I've come to realize that those are the people who are NEVER easy-going.
People who name their pets names like "Oreo" and "Snickers" or any name this is not a name. If you can't think of a name for your pet, just make one up! Something like Pokalongo would be nice, and there's always nicknames, kids.
On the subject of pets - people who say they don't like cats! I can understand if you have a severe allergy, or were traumatized by a panther-like beast at a neighbor's house as a small child. But cats are, in my opinion, sweet, soft, and easy. If your cat isn't, then you did something wrong.
People who can still listen to something that comes out of George W. Bush's mouth and say to themselves, "Hmmm, I really like where this guy is coming from!" Truly baffling.
People who enjoy wearing flip-flops. To me, they are weird-feeling, and I always feel like I'm walking faggy or something. And that noise is just plan wretched.
How anyone can work a job that is essentially the same thing every day, all day, for years and years. I don't mean just your average boring job, because ALL jobs are boring in some way or another. I mean a job where someone pushes a button, pulls a switch, take it out, push button, pull switch, take out, etc., etc. I have known people who worked the same factory job for 15 years or more, and I don't know why they are still sane and living.
Anyone who can sit with a remote control, flipping, and find some movie they have never seen, or an hour-long drama, and start watching it RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. This one really bugs me, because then I feel like I have to sit and work in my head, trying to figure out what was happening before I started watching. Argh.
Women (and some men, too) who dye their hair constantly, changing colors, until it appears sort of blue-tinted, purplish-blond with brown highlights and lays flat like egg noodles. Or men who don't shave between their eyebrows if they REALLY need to. Maybe I just want that level of self-esteem....
People who can drive slow, all the time. Being defensive is okay. But here in the U.P, where there is no such thing as interstate highways, people (older people generally, but all types) will go 50 mph down the highway, while the traffic just bogs up behind them, and not realizing they are pissing off at least a few of those people!
Anyone who hasn't gotten over the "country" style of 80s decorating. Or, for that matter, people who give candles to everyone as gifts.
People who can take cheese out of the refrigerator, and see that there's mold on it, and then cut the mold off and still eat the cheese! I have read that there are "roots" that grow from mold, deep into the cheese. Or maybe someone was fucking with me, I don't know. It's still gross.
People who can go all day, or for hours and hours, without having something to drink. Water, coffee, pop, whatever. My mouth would feel like it was full of powder and toothpaste mixed together, ugh.
Anyone who thinks that "profile jewelry" or "glitter graphics" are pretty, or cool, or whatever. If you don't know what I mean, then look it up. It's repulsive.
That's it for the day. I have to try to wake up by 5 in the morning to go to work, and I'm skeered, because I don't do well with mornings. Good night.
(yes, it's a glitter graphic. Poopy ucky.)
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